Email Forwards/Chain Letter - Funny Stuffs, Joke, Inspirational, Motivational, Life Lessons

 Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
 under a helicopter.
 10 men and 1 woman.
 The rope was not strong enough to carry them
 all, so they decided that 1 had to leave,
 because otherwise they were all going to fall.
 They weren't able to choose that person,
 until the woman gave a very touching speech.
 She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
 as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
 husband and kids or for men in general, and was
 used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
 As soon as she finished her speech,

 All the men started clapping.......


 SEND THIS TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO
 THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY 

A Priest, a Doctor and an ENGINEER die and go to heaven, they hear God's voice and it says:
" My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one tell me what u have done in your lifetime.
" The Priest goes up first and says "well God I'm a priest, I am u r humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread your message."

The Doctor goes up next and says "well I'm a doctor and I have helped thousands of people recover from their illnesses"

The ENGINEER goes up says "well I worked as an ENGINEER and........",
 before the ENGINEER could say anything further, the heaven's gates opened and God came with tears in his eyes and said to the ENGINEER

                                    "Say no more my son come with me, u have already been thru HELL...

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