Eleven people were hanging on a rope,
 under a helicopter.
 10 men and 1 woman.
 The rope was not strong enough to carry them
 all, so they decided that 1 had to leave,
 because otherwise they were all going to fall.
 They weren't able to choose that person,
 until the woman gave a very touching speech.
 She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
 as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
 husband and kids or for men in general, and was
 used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
 As soon as she finished her speech,

 All the men started clapping.......


 SEND THIS TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMEN, SO
 THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY 

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A Priest, a Doctor and an ENGINEER die and go to heaven, they hear God's voice and it says:
" My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one tell me what u have done in your lifetime.
" The Priest goes up first and says "well God I'm a priest, I am u r humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread your message."

The Doctor goes up next and says "well I'm a doctor and I have helped thousands of people recover from their illnesses"

The ENGINEER goes up says "well I worked as an ENGINEER and........",
 before the ENGINEER could say anything further, the heaven's gates opened and God came with tears in his eyes and said to the ENGINEER

                                    "Say no more my son come with me, u have already been thru HELL...

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Yo..yo..yo... pembaca email-chain,
masih disini aja loe bacain blog yg kagak jelas ini. Haha...
Berikut ini ada artikel menarik yg judulnya ditulis dalam bahasa Inggris,
tapi isi artikelnya malah bahasa Indonesia.


Disimak aja deh.. bagus kok.

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Cewe berbeda dari Cowo. Itu jelas. Kalo Cowo mo ke
toilet, biasanya dia
pergi memang ada maksud dan tujuannya yang jelas,
yaitu buang air. Tapi
Cewe ke toilet selain tujuan utama, bisa aja ada
tujuan lain, karena mo
ngobrol atau pengen curhat sama temen Cewe lainnya.
Jadi jangan heran kalo Cewe
sering ngajak-ngajak Cewe lain kalo mo ke toilet.
Coba kalo Andrew
tiba-tiba bilang gini ke Joe, "Joe, gue mo ke
toilet, ikut yuk?" Apa
nggak bakal bengong tampang para pendengarnya...

Sebagian besar Cowo suka mendominasi remote control
TV dan gonta-ganti
channel pas lagi iklan; padahal Cewe nggak apa-apa

Halo pembaca setia email-chain blog...
Ini adalah artikel pertama yg di "posting" dalam bahasa Indonesia di blog ini.
Semoga artikel dibawah ini bisa memberikan inspirasi dan motivasi bagi anda.
Selamat membaca!

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Ditulis oleh: Anne Ahira

"Siapapun bisa marah. Marah itu mudah.
Tetapi, marah pada orang yang tepat,
dengan kadar yang sesuai, pada waktu
yang tepat, demi tujuan yang benar, dan
dengan cara yg baik, bukanlah hal mudah."
-- Aristoteles, The Nicomachean Ethics.

Mampu menguasai emosi, seringkali orang
menganggap remeh pada masalah ini.
Padahal, kecerdasan otak saja tidak
cukup menghantarkan seseorang mencapai
kesuksesan.

Justru, pengendalian emosi yang baik

Enough of the love stories...  now, let me post something fun for email-chain readers.
Enjoy!!

 



















 

I'm speechless................
You guys just enjoy watching it.





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Love related story for email-chain readers

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Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in
the park one night....

Daniel: I guess we are the left overs in
this world

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends
have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons
left in this world without any special person in
our lives

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: i'll be your girl friend for 30
days and you will be my boy friend

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact i don't
anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1:

They watch their first movie and they
both touched in a romantic film

DAY 4:

They went to the beach and have a
picnic...Daniel and Jasmine have their
quality time together

DAY 12:

Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and
they ride on a Horror House....
Jasmine was scared and she
touched Daniel's hand but she
touched someone else's hand and
they both laughed...

DAY 15:

They saw a fortune teller down the road
and they asked for their future advice and the
fortune teller said: "My darling, Please don't
waste the time of your life... Spend the rest
of your time together happily.
Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes

DAY 20:

Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill
and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled
something

DAY 28:

They sat on the bus and because of a
bumby road Jasmine gave her first kiss to
Daniel by accident

DAY 29:

11:37pm

Jasmine and Daniel sat in the park where
they first decided to play this game...

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want
any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down
the road

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all

Daniel: Wait for me....

20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran
over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital

11:57pm

The doctor went out of the emergency
room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter

Doctor: We found this in daniel's pocket

Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, This past few days, i realized
you are a really cute girl and i am really falling for
you..Your cherish smile your everything when we
played this game..... Before this game would end...I
would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my
life.... I love you Jasmine....

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel ! i don't want you to die... I love
you...Remember that night when we saw
a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I
wish we would be together forever and never end
this game.
Please don't leave me Daniel.... I love you!
You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12

Daniel's heart stop pumping

THEN IT WAS THE 30TH DAY........

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Always love your loved ones and show
them how you feel before it is too late...
You will never know when they will be
gone from your embrace... If you were
given a time to bestow petals of everlasting
compassion and love to your loved ones?
Today is the day....
Love them while they are still here...
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email-chain readers,

The following is an article I received quite a long time ago, but when I read it all over again, I can still feel the writer's pain & agony.
The writer vividly expressed her emotions in words...  it's worth reading.

Here you go:

My blog readers..

1. Open the file
2. Press Ctrl+A
3. Click on:  Format – row – height – enter 15.33
4. Click on:  Format – coloumn – width – enter 2.4
5. VOILA!!! You'll see something amazing!!

=)

Apology has 3 parts:
* I'm sorry
* It was my fault
* How do I make it right?

"Don't complain, just work harder!" ~~~ can't remember where I saw this.

"You don't have to be rich to be clever" ~~~ from IKEA advertisement.
(but you have to be clever to be RICH) ~~~ my own...  =p

Pls follow the below step, really god make this a miracle(this is from a Chinese excerpt)

1. Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back. (refer to the picture)
 
2. Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips.
 
3. Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger
but only 1 pair can split.
 
4. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents,
it can be open cause all human does go thru sick and dead.
Which is our parents will leave us one day.
 

5. Pls close up your thumb, then open your second finger,
the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have
their own family which is too they will leave us too.
 
6. Now close up your second finger, open up your little
finer, this represent your children. Sooner or later they
too will leave us for they got they own living to live.
 
7. Nevertheless, clos e up your little finer, try to open
your fourth finger which we put our wedding ring, you will
be surprise to find that it cannot be open at all. Because
it represent husband and wife, this whole life you will be
attach to each other.

Real love will stick together ever and forever.. AMEN!!

Thumb represent parents
Second finger represent brothers & sisters
Centre finger represent own self
Fourth finger represent your partner
Last finger represent your children

Something interesting for  email-chain readers...

 
 

LEFT BRAIN FUNCTIONS	RIGHT BRAIN FUNCTIONS
uses logic	uses feeling
detail oriented	"big picture" oriented
facts rule	imagination rules
words and language	symbols and images
present and past	present and future
math and science	philosophy & religion
can comprehend	can "get it" (i.e. meaning)
knowing	believes
acknowledges	appreciates
order/pattern perception	spatial perception
knows object name	knows object function
reality based	fantasy based
forms strategies	presents possibilities
practical	impetuous
safe	risk taking

OMG!!! email-chain readers, you definitely have to see this video...
Die die must see!!   *LOL*



http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1144423894097&ref=share

Another inspirational email for email-chain readers...

To My Friends Who Are...........SINGLE
給我單身朋友們
 

Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But
愛就像一隻蝴蝶。越要追牠，卻越要逃避。
 
if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it. Love
can
如果就隨牠自由的飛，牠會在你最不注意時飛向你。
 
make you happy but often it hurts, but love's only special when you give it
愛使人快樂，卻常傷害人。但只有在你把愛給了一個真正值得付出的人時，是最珍貴的。
 
to someone who is really worth it. So take your time and choose the best.
所以，花點時間去選擇最好的他 /她吧
 
 

To My Friends Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE
給我那不是單身的朋友們
 

Love isn't about becoming somebody else's 'perfect person.' It's about
愛不能使他 / 她成為一個' 完美的人 '
 
finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.
它卻可以使你找到一個幫你成長的他 / 她
 
 
 
To My Friends Who Are............PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
給我玩世不恭的朋友們

email-chain readers...

Some good information to share.
 

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three  Letters...
 
 
My friend sent  this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I  agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could  save
some folks.
 
Please read:

STROKE  IDENTIFICATION:
During a BB Q, a friend stumbled and took a  little fall - she assured
everyone that she was fine (they  offered to call paramedics) and just
tripped over a brick  because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and
got her a  new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid

2nd joke for today, just for you, email-chain readers...

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go
up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .


On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.


The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"


Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

email-chain readers... thanks for still being with us.
Here is another joke for you:



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A Mum comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.  
 
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but

Dear email-chain readers, here are some inspirational videos for you. I hope the videos can motivate you to keep learning and developing yourself. Enjoy!

 

Life Is Like A Cup of Coffee

Don't Quit Poem

The law of attraction

Click on the link, if you miss the previous Inspirational Videos

email-chain readers...  precious life lesson for you:

Good morning email-chain readers...  
Food for thoughts for today:



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At age 8 your mom buys you an ice cream. You
thanked her by dripping it all over your lap.

When you were 9 years old, she paid for music
lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering
to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day,
from soccer to football to one birthday party
after another. You thanked her by jumping out of
the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and

email-chain readers... I hope this post can make your day.  =)

 

Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pong

Facebook Manners

New wave 2009 - Sandhy Sondoro

A woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday. She spends $5000
and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at
a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk,
"I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"I'm exactly 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl
the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29."

"Nope, I'm 47."

Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store

Post-it-love

Signs

Extraordinary Pantene Commercial

 

Get Back Up, Nick Vujicic

 

Dick and Rick Hoyt - triathlon

Whoever have spare time may read below.

For those who r still single, this is a piece of golden advice ...
For those who r married, hope u've chosen the right partner ...

A relationships coach lays out his 5 golden rules for evaluating the prospects of long-term marital success. When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50 percent, it appears that many
are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr./Ms.Right!

If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love." I believe this is the #1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love. Though this may sound not politically correct, there's a profound truth here.
Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: You can't build a lifetime relationship on Love alone. You need a lot more.

Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping a life partner.


QUESTION 1:
* Do we share a common life purpose?

Why is this so important?

If you watch the images from your seat in front of the computer, Mr. Angry is on the left, and Mrs. Calm is on the right.

Get up from your seat, and move back  12  feet, and PRESTO!! they switch places!!

I believe this illusion was created by Phillippe G.Schyns and Aude Oliva of the Univ. of Glasgow.

This proves that we may not be seeing what's actually there, all the time!! 

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Author: Teressa Vowell
Source: Unknown
Translator: Unknown
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They say that prayer changes things, but does it REALLY change
anything?
Oh yes! It really does!

Does prayer change your present situation or sudden circumstances?
No, not always, but it does change the way you look at those events.

Does prayer change your financial future?

Here are some cool ways to tie your shoelaces =)

Charles Schultz Philosophy.. . and Now......... any takers?

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point. 1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world. 2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners. 3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant. 4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize. 5. Name the last half dozen Acad emy Award winners for best actor and actress. 6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.

Because of our social circumstances, male and female are really two cultures and their life experiences are utterly different.
It's a day like any other when a seemingly normal woman walks into our office, sits in a chair, and says something like, "I don't know what I do to turn men off. Somehow I am pushing them away. Maybe I'm too demanding, or not demanding enough; I don't know. Men are so confusing."
And it could be that very same day in that very same chair that a seemingly normal man, unrelated to the first woman, sits down and says, "I don't get women. I must be doing something wrong or I'd have at least a semblance of a relationship with one of them. Women are so confusing."

We've seen it time and again. Each gender trying to make con­tact with the other side but becoming dazed and confused in the process. Like an animal who has come too close to a hot-wired electric fence,