Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
*What Goes Around, Comes Around
[Perbuatan Baik Akan Kembali Kepada Kita Lagi]
The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the
finer things of life. Her coat was new.
[Dengan perlahan-lahan orang itu
memandang keatas. Tampak olehnya seorang wanita yang pasti biasa hidup
mewah. Mantel bulunya tampak baru.]
She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first
thought
was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done
before.
[Kelihatan dia seperti seorang yang tidak pernah kelaparan
seumur hidupnya. Sekilas pada benaknya dia terpikir bahwa tentu wanita
itu
akan mengolok-olok kepadanya seperti yang sering dilakukan banyak
mereka
sebelumnya.]
"Leave me alone," he growled... To his amazement,the woman continued
standing. She was smiling - her even white teeth displayed in dazzling
rows..
["Tinggalkan aku sendirian," gumamnya dengan marah... Tapi dia
merasa heran karena wanita itu tetap berdiri disitu. Dia tersenyum -
sehingga sebaris giginya yang putih rata tampak berkilauan.]
"Are you hungry?" she asked. "No," he answered sarcastically. "I've
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
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TEACHER: Maria , go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria .
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Couldn't help passing it on...
'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.'
- Chinese Proverb
Monday, February 22, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
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Friday, February 19, 2010
sini. Waktu untuk berbahagia itu kini.
Cara untuk berbahagia ialah dengan
membuat orang lain berbahagia"
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
Anda, apakah saat ini merasa bahagia?
Di mana letak kebahagiaan anda
sesungguhnya? Apakah pada moleknya
tubuh? ..Jelitanya rupa? Tumpukan
harta?
....atau barangkali punya mobil mewah &
tingginya jabatan?
Jika itu semua sudah anda dapatkan,
apakah anda bisa memastikan bahwa
anda *akan* bahagia?
Hari ini saya akan mengajak anda untuk
melihat, kalau limpahan harta tidak
selalu mengantarkan pada kebahagiaan
Dan ini kisah nyata...
Ada delapan orang miliuner yang memiliki
nasib kurang menyenangkan di akhir
hidupnya.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
I'm going to take a short holiday (10-18 Feb) for CNY celebration @home, woohoooo!!! =D
Hence, you won't see any updates anytime soon.
I'd like to wish you a happy prosperous new year.
Huat ah!!
Monday, February 8, 2010
Hey folks..
I'm already in Chinese New Year mood, so I'll share some good videos.
Enjoy!