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 IT WAS autumn. The Red Indians at a remote reservation asked their new
 chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red
 Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather
 was going to do .

 Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the
 winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village
 should collect wood to be prepared. But also being a practical leader,
 after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called
 the National Weather Service and asked: "Is the coming winter going to
 be cold?"

 "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
 meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back
 to his people and told them to collect even more wood.

 A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it
 going to be a very cold winter?"

 "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's
 definitely going to be a very cold winter."

 The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
 every scrap of wood they could find.

 Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are
 you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

 "Absolutely, " the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest
 winters ever."

 "How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

 The weatherman replied: "The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy."

 And that, my friend is how the stock market works!

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Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah !


Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose
feel better than your finger, right ?


Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over
and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !


Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........


Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a
glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah.
Corlight or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ............  you
go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid
lah!!


Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ,' Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the
whole world!'
also ah!!!

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