Sunday, November 15, 2009

email-chain readers... thanks for still being with us.
Here is another joke for you:



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A Mum comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner who lives with a girl roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.  
 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mum's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week later, Sunita  came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver curry plate container. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it,  but I'll email her, just to be sure."  

So he sat down and wrote  :
 

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver curry plate container from my house neither I'm not saying that you 'did not' take but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.  Love,  Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an  email from his
Mother which read  

Dear  Son:
 I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita neither I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver curry plate container by now that's placed under  her pillow...  Love,  Mom.

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