Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Kids Are Quick

at 9:48 AM

KidsAreQuick
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TEACHER:     Maria , go to the map and find  North  America.
MARIA:          Here it  is.
TEACHER:     Correct.  Now class, who discovered  America?
CLASS:         Maria .
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TEACHER:     John,  why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it  without using tables.
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TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile?'
GLENN:        K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:      No,  that's wrong
GLENN:        Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.  

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for  water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:     What are you talking  about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.  
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have  today that we didn't have ten years  ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:       Glen, why do you always get so  dirty?
GLEN:             Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you  are.  
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting  with ' I. '
MILLIE:           I  is..
TEACHER:        No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.'
MILLIE:           All right...  'I am  the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down  his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   Now, Louie, do
                       you know why his father  didn't punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his  hand.    
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TEACHER:      Now,  Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers  before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.  
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TEACHER:      Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the  same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:        No, sir. It's the same dog.  
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TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
HAROLD:      A teacher
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